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Asshat seeds
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breed by TCVG Shit

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Basic / Breeders Info

Asshat is a mostly sativa variety from TCVG Shit and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±67 days ) and outdoors . TCVG Shits Asshat is/was never available as feminized seeds.

TCVG Shits Asshat Description

The first bean that was given to me a number of years ago once I started growing again, was the Big Laughing. That plant was a girl I used a number of times in my early pollen-chucking. The last cross I made with it was the Asshat (Big Laughing x Gorilla Grape).

Every cross I’ve used the Big Laughing in has come out BL domminant. with influences from the father plant – most noticeably in resin characteristics and smell. The Asshat is the first cross made with the BL that has not stuck to this tendancy. “Kong”s influence is greater with this cross – improvement on the BL –

Flowering Time: 9 – 10 weeks
Genetics: Big Laughing x Gorilla Grape (Outlaw Genetics)
Filial Generation: F1
Strain Type: Sativa Dom

Asshat Lineage / Genealogy

  • Asshat »»» Big Laughing x Gorilla Grape Kong
  • Big Laughing
    • Mostly Indica
  • Gorilla Grape Kong
    • »»» Purple Urkel x Double Purple Doja
    • Purple Urkel
      • Mendo Purps
        • USA »»» Mostly Indica
    • Double Purple Doja
      • »»» Sputnik #1 x Black Russian
      • Sputnik #1
        • »»» Apollo 13 x Black Russian
        • Apollo 13
          • »»» Genius x P75
          • Genius
            • Jack Herer
              • »»» Haze x
              • Northern Lights #5 x Shiva Skunk
                • Northern Lights #5
                  • USA, Kalifornien »»» Mostly Indica
                • Shiva Skunk
                  • Northern Lights 5 x Skunk #1 F-1 Hybr >F1
                    • »»» Northern Lights #5 x Skunk #1 F1
                    • Northern Lights #5 (specified above)
                    • Skunk #1
                      • Skunk #1
                        • »»» Afghanistan x Mexico x Colombia
                        • Afghanistan »»» Indica
                        • Mexico »»» Sativa
                        • Colombia »»» Sativa
              • Haze
                • O Haze
                  • »»» Mexico x Colombia x Thailand x India
                  • Mexico »»» Sativa
                  • Colombia »»» Sativa
                  • Thailand »»» Sativa
                  • India »»» Sativa
          • P75
            • »»» Princess x P.50
            • Princess
              • »»» Jack Herer x Mystery Male
              • Jack Herer (specified above)
              • Mystery Male »»» Unknown Strain
            • P.50
              • »»» Princess x Shiva Skunk
              • Princess (specified above)
              • Shiva Skunk (specified above)
        • Black Russian (specified above)
      • Black Russian
        • »»» Blackberry Nebus x Cherry AK47
        • Blackberry Nebus
          • »»» The Black x Afghani
          • The Black probably
            • »»» Afghani x Mexican Landrace Michoac�n/Oaxaca x Green Vietnamese probably
            • Afghani (specified above)
            • Mexican Landrace Michoac�n/Oaxaca »»» Sativa
            • Green Vietnamese »»» Indica/Sativa Hybr >Probably Indica »»» Indica
        • Cherry AK47
          • AK47 Cherry Pheno
            • »»» Colombia x Mexico x Thailand x Afghanistan
            • Colombia »»» Sativa
            • Mexico »»» Sativa
            • Thailand »»» Sativa
            • Afghanistan »»» Indica

Map of the Asshat Family Tree

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Alien Asshat specifications

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Variety 50% Indica and 50% Sativa
THC level 20%
CBD Level Low

About Alien Asshat seeds

The Alien Asshat strain is a hybrid strain both sativa as indica with THC levels around 20%. This strain has CBD levels which are pretty low. Alien Asshat is also known as Aah abbreviated and the proportions are 50% indica and 50% sativa. Alien Asshat will grow into a fine marijuana plant with a great yield. Growing Alien Asshat seeds is fun and with the right info anyone can cultivate this cannabis plant, the Alien Asshat has an average flowering time.

The taste of Alien Asshat is as following: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Pungent and Skunk and is know for the euphoric, giggly, happy, relaxed and creative effects. There is no seedbank selling Alien Asshat seeds, as soon as we know a shop which are selling Alien Asshat seeds, we will post it here.

Alien Asshat flavors

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  • Citrus
  • Lemon
  • Earthy
  • Pungent
  • Skunk

Alien Asshat effects

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Alien Asshat reviews

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Neve from Lakeshore

Wow. On the inhale notes of fruit and citrus really come through leaving you smacking your lips to continue tasting the draw. Uplifts and really pierces my frontal lobe. Not racy or overwhelming. Good strain for being around a bunch of people. Can’t emphasize enough how fun this one is. Lower doses great for activities where higher doses leave me contemplating staying in my sitting position in a relaxing haze.

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Alfreda from Kenya

At Xanders we call this the 3 hitter quitter. Makes you laugh like a schoolgirl, smile like a cheeseball and feel like you are wearing your ass for a hat. Immediate head rush and terps are out of this world.

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